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oh noes i have oldfag syndrome (?)

Journal Entry: Wed Nov 10, 2010, 4:56 PM


suddenly i realized that the slenderman fandom has got big. i mean, when you start to see more then three pictures of random teenage girls being all cuddly with ~slendy~ you know you've reached a point where you know you can go to fanfiction.net and demand a new category for it.


seriously, gals, you have to draw yourselves being fucking terrified of him, not in love. or at least being fucked hard by dem tentacles. ~supah supah kawaii~ slender-chan is just... awkward. and potentially embarrassing for your future selves.
trust me, been there done that. still doing that, actually

derp, look who talks about ruining a character's image


ok. lesson of the day: have you noticed how girls love the idea of women being somehow charming enough to make monsters experience love? we're like 'fuck weapons, i have tits'.
surprisingly enough, it could work. i mean, i'm pretty sure at least a war or two were won thanks to the power of ~magic tits~.

GODDOMMOT WHY CANT I HAVE THAT POWER

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~LuciTheProfessional Nov 13, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
Oh no, fangirls have latched on to something once again.
And to think, I used to be IRL terrified of Slenderman. Now he's just arousing
Maybe they should draw Smiledog x The Rake so I can get finally get some sleep at night.
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~aelur Nov 14, 2010  Student Digital Artist
By now, I think the whole 'oh gosh scary legendary monster is making me shit so many bricks my ass is turning into stone' should be considered a serious plot hole in movies if the character has an internet connection. I mean, with all the rule 34 floating around, you'd think that the first thing someone would have in mind being faced with an unspeakable horror would be how it'd look with a badly photoshoped penis near its most distinguishable hole-shaped feature.
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~LuciTheProfessional Nov 14, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
You're completely right.
Actually, porn has the ability to make just about
anything look non-terrifying. The worse the porn,
the least scary it is. Rule 34 has reshaped the
way nearly everybody looks at everything now.
Goddammnit.
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~RainbowBruises Nov 11, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist

>supah supah kawaii~ slender-chan

GROSS
Though, of course, while I hate ALL supa supa kawaii things, it has NO PLACE amongst the /x/philes.
Slenderman used to be terrifying, but now he's becoming some
animu retard's cuddlebunny.
I would laugh if they ever actually saw a Slenderman.
Try and hug him, kids! His tentacles don't squeeze too tightly...
I also especially cannot STAND those Kawaii ToTheArk photos.
GODDAMN, ANIMU PEOPLE.
It's supposed to be scary, don't fucking ruin it like you have just about every other fandom.

/Raaaant
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~aelur Nov 11, 2010  Student Digital Artist
YES YESSSS.
Bad jokes I can stand, in fact, I love them. 'Gimme twenty dollars' pics, it's okay.
Animuh TTA?
Fuck no.
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~RainbowBruises Nov 11, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist

~Off-Duty-Ninja and I have a running gag that Slenderman
loves to play Call of Duty and eats cupcakes.
But are we serious about it? Neverrr.
Are the animu fags serious? Probably.
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Man I might have a thing for Slender Man but certainly not because I want him to love me ~forever and ever~ and I don't feel the need to share these feelings with the world wait, shit

I have that immature urge to ditch all this Slender business because it's so popular, but goddammit I love that shit. Jesus christ though, the fans don't make resisting that urge easy.
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~aelur Nov 11, 2010  Student Digital Artist
Sometimes I wonder 'what if in the future I saw my kids shopping pictures with slenderman?'. I'd probably sit them on my lap, and say "your nice, old mama drew porn of him", effectively scarring the little fuckers for life.
That's one of the reason I'm not giving up this fandom, ever.
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This makes me inclined to believe you'd be pretty much the best mom ever. (Though the kids probably wouldn't think so.)
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~aelur Nov 11, 2010  Student Digital Artist
An unconventional mum, at best, I'd say. I mean, I'm planning to fill their computers with gay porn every time they behave badly.
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